the ticket said

  bro you gotta go to the royal palace and make a speech

  so jake went to the palace to make a speech

  'make your speech' said the king

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  'ahem' said jake 'women are not property'

  then jake went to sleep for a couple of hours, when he awoke, he was surrounded by letters from tearful women, thanking him for single-handedly stopping the patriarchy

  jake went back out onto the speech podium

  'EDIT: Rip my inbox lol, 2k upvotes??? WOW!

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