I'll roll in the mud for you to see
092: I'll roll in the mud for you to see
Zheng Shuang felt a inexplicable sense of annoyance in his heart. He didn't want to argue with Xue Er. Seeing that Xue Er really wasn't speaking, he stood up, clasped his hands behind his back and walked out the door.
Zhai Wang turned to the most lively temple gate in Zhai. He saw a few people teasing San Chouzi.
The village chief hadn't seen the three fools for a long time.
This three silly men, belong to premature baby. His father's name is Qin Jun, his mother's name is Qing Su.
When you gave birth to two daughters, we started advocating for family planning. Qin Jun blamed his wife, You Su, for not giving birth to a son and always served her with fists and feet.
You had secretly gone to the town to find someone to get an IUD removed, and after getting pregnant, you and Qin Jun staged a farce to avoid family planning.
Qin Jun first punched and kicked her a few times, she wailed loudly. Qin Jun dropped her and ignored her, went out for a walk, shouting: "Come quickly! My wife has hanged herself."
He rescued his wife and she had foam in her mouth. Everyone scolded him. He didn't say a word.
The next evening, he looked for Qing Su everywhere but couldn't find her. Everyone said that she usually liked to flirt with women. The woman must have run away. He said, if she ran away, then so be it. Anyway, she can't give me a son either.
At that time, no one thought that this was their couple's trick. However, the Qin army did not grasp the timing well and almost let the pregnant woman lose her life.
Later, Jiang Yu brought back her son, and everyone thought she had brought back a wild child. It was only then that Qin Jun revealed the truth.
It turned out that they deliberately staged a play and then Qingsu hid in a distant relative's house to give birth.
When you first came back, the village chief originally wanted to report to the town and punish her. Looking at her pitiful state and that there was nothing valuable in her home, he let her off with a warning.
Qin Jun had a son and was naturally delighted.
Who knows, when the son was one year old, it was discovered that this child is a bit silly.
At three years old, he can talk, but his mouth is always drooling.
The people in the village also saw that this child was foolish and called him San Shazi.
Few people know his real name, but everyone in the village is used to calling him that.
This three idiots have grown up to sixteen years old, although they no longer drool, their intelligence is the same as that of a few-year-old child!
Of course, the intelligence of a few-year-old child is not stupid at all.
The village chief and these older people called him San Shazi, he always answered happily.
However, when a few-year-old kid calls him "three silly", he will glare at them and say: "Say it again!" If the kid continues to shout, he will stomp his foot and pretend to chase after them: "Who's silly? I'll hit you!"
The home of the three fools is on the far left side of the village, quite a distance from the ancestral hall and also relatively far from the home of Village King. However, the three fools often come to the ancestral hall to play. It's lively here.
Three silly men in the village are very famous, except for the village king, I guess no one is more famous than him, because old and young people in the village all know that there are three silly men in the village.
The mountain village is scattered, and the whole village has to walk a long way. It's not just ten or eight miles away, at least five or six miles!
Three silly men were the news announcers in the village.
All year round, from head to tail, the three fools get up as soon as they see the light. No matter whether it's sunny or rainy, he wears a bamboo hat and publishes news around the village.
On New Year's Day, the three silly men released a news report: "My goodness, so many firecrackers have been set off! Crackling and popping sounds everywhere, and red paper is all over the ground!"
He would say such simple news while walking around the village in a circle.
Usually, when someone fights with someone else, he will shout: My god! How dangerous! They're fighting! Someone might get killed! Hurry up and stop them!
Also released news is always so simple, no characters, no location, just repeating a few words, circling around the village.
Three silly men released news at that time, who would have thought that the characters and places were all useless. Because when you talk to him, he won't respond, he's afraid that once he talks, he'll forget what news he wants to release.
Three fools just focus on publishing their own news.
The village chief saw everyone teasing San Shazi, and saw San Shazi smiling foolishly. He thought, San Shazi is actually not a bad person. At least, he is the happiest person in the village.
It's a fact! The happiness of the three fools mainly lies in their inner satisfaction.
Three silly men like playing with old people in the village.
The old man became a happy source for the three silly men. The three silly men would chat with the old man and do things for him.
The old man asked him to fetch water and wash bedding, he would do it. He didn't care if it was dirty work or hard work.
Some elderly people asked him to stay for dinner, but he always said: "I won't eat, my mother will scold me!"
Three fools help an old man but refuse to eat; some elderly people feel uneasy and give them one yuan.
Three silly men would happily take the money and walk around the village again, spreading their own news: "My children, so much money! I've become rich!"
If you ask him who gave the money, he doesn't know.
Three silly men especially liked mineral water bottles. Every time they picked up a mineral water bottle, they would excitedly shout: "We've become rich! We've become rich!"
The village chief smiled with a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth as he thought about these things.
The village chief thinks that San Shazi is a person who conveys happiness.
It is indeed true that wherever there are three fools, there will be laughter.
The laughter was at the expense of the three fools, but they didn't mind; they just laughed along with everyone else.
Three silly men still love to tease children.
The child cried, and the adults couldn't comfort him. The three silly men will tease the child and say: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll make a mud ball for you to see!"
The three silly men would roll on the ground, make funny faces and only stop when they had made all the adults and children laugh.
The village chief thought of the joy that the three fools brought to people and walked towards them.
The village chief had not yet reached San Shazi's side when San Shazi burst into loud wailing.
The village chief saw the little rascal in the village, Xiaoni, kick the three fools' buttocks hard: "You damn three fools, brought back from outside, wild species! Let you wipe my shoes for me, and you don't even wipe them!"
Zhai Wang walked over and grabbed the back of Xiao Ni's collar. Xiao Ni was about to curse, but when he turned his head and saw that it was Zhai Wang, he quickly changed his tone and said: "Oh, it's you, Village Chief! Please be gentle!"
Zhai Wang's hand turned around and grabbed the collar of Xiaoni, pressing his fist against Xiaoni's chin.
"Oh no! It hurts! Be gentle..."
"You scold others as bastards? I see your mother is so beautiful, but she gave birth to a bastard like you!" Village King stared at him and said.
"Chief! Good guy! Good guy......" The three fools got up and smiled.
"Easy, Village King..." The little mudskipper begged for mercy.
"Three fools are kind-hearted! You little toad are unscrupulous! You're not as good as the three fools, do you know that?" The village chief still didn't let go.
"Alright... You... go easy on me..." The little loach continued to beg for mercy.
"Go! Go home! Let your father teach you a good lesson!"
The little mudskipper looked at the village chief and slowly walked towards his own home, with the village chief following behind him.
