I saw your fart
I saw your white buttocks
Xiao Ni Da heard the sound of Zhai Wang's footsteps behind him and said, "Zhai Wang, I only kicked those three fools once, so don't watch how my dad punishes me."
"Little mudfish, I'm not trying to discipline you. You're almost an adult now. I want you to become a useful person. The three foolish ones are indeed foolish, but they won't bring harm to the village. They even help the elderly." Village King's tone was calm.
"I haven't harmed anyone either. I'm just a bit lazy and didn't help out at home."
"You also said you didn't harm anyone. You've been sneaking around and stealing from people too. What else do you want to harm the villagers with?"
"Zhai Wang. That's where I occasionally grab a few chickens to go have a few drinks with the guys in town. The brothers in town are emotional, I couldn't just show up empty-handed, could I?"
"You're not studying well and you're also unreasonable. I'm too lazy to hit you, in case the people in the village say that I'm being rough on you. Today, I'll let your father discipline you."
"Zhai Wang, went home. My dad is not at home either. Zhai Wang, you said my mom looks good in front of the ancestral hall door. Really? Fake? Do you like my mom?"
"What nonsense! Does a son speak to his mother like this?" Village King roared.
"Zhai Wang, what's wrong with that? Men will naturally have thoughts when they see a beautiful woman. Don't pretend to be surprised."
"Little mudskipper, little mudskipper. How did your mother give birth to a son like you?" Village King shook his head.
"What's wrong with me? Am I not cute too?"
"Be careful with your head. Wait till your dad hits you. See if you're still cheeky then."
"Zhai Wang, I've run away."
Arrived at a fork in the road. The little loach suddenly ran and said a sentence.
The village chief didn't chase after him. He had long expected that Xiaoni would want to run away. Otherwise, why would he be called Xiaoni? The village chief never intended to hand him over to his father for punishment. He also knew that if Xiaoni's father could have disciplined him properly, he would have done so a long time ago.
After the little mudskipper finished shouting, he buried his head and ran desperately. When he was out of breath, he slowed down. Not hearing any footsteps, he turned back to take a look.
The little mudskipper saw the village chief walking towards his home. He smiled to himself and said, "I told you, Village Chief, my dad is not at home. You don't believe me. If you want to flirt with my mom, go ahead."
The little loach smiled as it walked and kicked at the stones on the ground.
The little mudskipper turned around a mountain bend and saw Lichun standing up from a pile of thatch, her hand still touching the waistband of her pants.
"Haha, Lichun, you're hiding in the thatch grass for convenience, I can see your white butt." Xiaoniang laughed.
"You're talking nonsense! This grass is so dense and thick. You can see my butt." Lichun scolded as she walked out.
"Who deceived you? Not only did I see your fart, but also the black mole on your left butt cheek." Little mudskipper looked at Lichun with his eyes.
Lichun's face had a flush on it. She turned her head to look at the thatched grass where she had just squatted, and asked in puzzlement: "How did you see?"
The little mudskipper understood in his heart. It seems that the mole on Lichun's left buttock is real. He smiled and said, "You didn't think so, did you? I was holding a telescope looking this way. Who knew you would take off your pants and squat there to relieve yourself?"
"You rascal, taking advantage of women when they're off guard to sneak a peek. You've seen it, now keep your mouth shut and don't go spreading rumors." Lichun said as she walked out onto the street.
"Alright, I'll keep it a secret for you. But in return, give me a kiss, okay?" Little Muddy Carp smiled and leaned in close to Lichun.
"We can't kiss. If we kiss, I'll get pregnant," said Lichun.
"Who says getting intimate will get you pregnant? It only happens when there are two people involved." Little Muddy's face lit up with a bright smile.
"My mom told me. She said I should be careful. Can't let men see my breasts. Said that an unmarried girl's breasts are more precious than gold. Said can't kiss men. Kissing will get pregnant." Li Chun tilted her head.
"Your mom is pregnant. Her belly is this big." The little mudskipper said, drawing a large arc in front of his chest with both hands. "Then your mom just kissed your dad. You've never heard your dad and mom making noise on the bed."
Lichun heard him say that, and she remembered the several times at night when she had heard those mixed sounds. Her face turned even redder: "You little rascal, you're a bad egg! It was your mom and dad who were making the bed creak!"
"They must have pressed the bed board too hard, otherwise how could I be here? You won't give me a kiss anymore, I'm leaving. I'll tell my friends that you have a black mole on your butt." Little Muddy said as he walked away.
"You can't say that. If you say it, I'll be so humiliated." Lichun was on the verge of tears.
The little mudskipper turned its head and patted Fairy Spring: "Don't worry, I won't say anything. How could I bear to tell others the secrets I've seen? Fairy Spring, your butt is really white!"
"You're not ashamed." Lichun pouted.
"I'm really not shy in front of you, I like you, I'll give you a kiss." The little loach said as he held Li Chun's head and covered her mouth with his.
……
Zhai Wang arrived at the entrance of Xiaoni's home.
"Is Wang Jian at home?" Village Chief Wang shouted loudly.
"Not at home. It's Village King. Come in and sit down." Wang Jian's wife, Yang Qun, walked out of the door and saw that it was Village King, so she quickly invited him into their home.
"You're leaving so readily? Let me pour you some tea. What brings you to look for Wang Jian?"
"It's nothing. The little brat bullied the three fools. I caught him and wanted to bring him back to let his dad discipline him. Who knew he ran away halfway? Anyway, it's not far from your house now. I'll come over and take a look."
"Drinking tea. That little rascal Xiao Ni is always causing trouble. Village Chief, you should have taught him a lesson instead of his father back then."
"I can replace his father." The village chief smiled.
"Zhai Wang, you're making fun of me again. Honestly, you're taking his father's place to discipline him. We won't have any objections." Yang Qun sat down in front of Zhai Wang.
"Your son is a little toad, I really don't know how to compliment him. I said 'your mom is so beautiful, how did she give birth to such a son' Guess what he said to me on the way."
"What did he say."
"He said, 'Zhai Wang, you say my mom is pretty, do you think of her? I scolded him and said he was a real bastard. He said, 'Who doesn't think of a beautiful woman when they see one? Zhai Wang, don't be shy.'"
"You write it yourself, Chief. I don't have anything nice." Yang Qun looked at Chief Zhai with a smile.
Zhai Wang looked at Yang Qun and smiled: "It's really what Xiao Ni said. You say, how did your son persuade me to be good with you?"
"He knew you wouldn't be good with me, so he said it on purpose."
"Who says I won't be good with you."
"What I said." Yang Qun lowered his head.
In spring, women shed their cotton-padded jackets. When they don't go out, they wear woolen sweaters without an outer garment.
The village chief saw Yang Qun's chest heaving up and down in her sweater. He knew that her heart was already racing.
"What you said is not what I thought. Who wouldn't want a beautiful woman like you?" Village King said with a smile.
"There are many people who think about it in the village. However, you won't think that others will think about it for nothing." Yang Qun finally lifted his head and looked at Zhai Wang.
"If I think about it, it won't be in vain."
"You won't be thinking of me, you have many women." Yang Qun began to boldly look into Zhai Wang's eyes.
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High-speed premiere of Mountain Stronghold Legend latest chapter, 0093: I saw your white fart!
