currency book

Now then, care for a teaser? I ask the bartender for a life of wonders. I should have been more careful of what I wished for. I meet the Shoggoth in charge of my journey. She really needs to take a vacation. I meet the Great Red happily dancing in the Void between worlds. The lady is nice and fun. I become a Guardswoman in the foreign, grim darkness of the far future. Things aren''''t doing so hot then. But it does seem to be what the Bartender has promised so... Cookie?