Morning came early the following day, a lone rooster making himself heard as he strutted around the yard, proudly surveying his domain as the sun crept above the horizon. Alice groaned, turning over and shoving a pillow over her head, trying to block out the noise from the crowing bird. The st few days had been exhausting, and she just wanted to sleep in and rex.

  "I'm going to kill that fucking rooster," Bridgette grumbled from beside Alice. "Just thirty more minutes of sleep would be great."

  "PEW PEW PEW" came Colin's voice from outside. "I'm here to snuff the rooster!"

  Alice's eyes shot open in a panic as she heard the wizard's angry voice. She bolted out of bed, running to the window and flinging it open, sticking her head outside and looking around the farm's central courtyard. "Colin! You can't kill the rooster!"

  "Sure I can, just watch," the wizard yelled from below, as he stalked through the yard in a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt, his fingers crackling with malevolent energy as the rooster fled from him. "I'm going to fry this fucker!"

  "Colin, if you kill it, you're on composting duty for a month!" Alice screamed down at him, her thin nightgown fluttering in the morning breeze as she leaned out the window, gring down at the wizard.

  "Fine, fine," he groused, letting the electricity fade from his hands. "But you better let me have eggs for breakfast. I want my revenge."

  Alice stepped back, closing the window, and turning to look at Bridgette, who still y sprawled in the bed. The sun's rays shone across her figure, red hair cascading across the pillows as a bare leg poked from beneath the bedsheet. Alice smiled, admiring the view of her lover's body as the faint musky smell of Bridgette filled her nostrils. Minutes passed as she gazed lovingly, watching the rise and fall of Bridgette's chest as she continued sleeping peacefully. Alice finally stepped close, gently running her hand down Bridgette's leg, squeezing the firm muscles corded underneath soft skin. "Come on, babe. Breakfast time."

  Bridgette mumbled something, trying to turn away and dig under the covers for more sleep, but Alice pursued her, fingers outstretched and tickling the taller girl's sensitive legs and sides. Bridgette squirmed, trying to avoid the tickling, cackling hysterically as she fought against Alice's grasping fingers. She wheezed, temporarily out of breath, "Enough! I'm awake!" Alice stepped back, giving Bridgette room to climb out of bed. The taller girl emerged from the covers, growling pyfully at Alice as she stepped onto the wood floor of the bedroom, her nude body framed enticingly in the morning sun streaming through the window. "You better watch out I don't get you back!"

  With a shriek, Alice fled the bedroom, pursued by a naked and giggling Bridgette. The two girls cttered downstairs, ughing hysterically and rebounding off the walls as they failed to turn corners at high speed. Alice slid into the kitchen, spotting Colin standing at the stove and racing over, grabbing the tall elf and pulling him around and interposing his body between herself and the vengeful barbarian. "Protect me, Colin! She's trying to tickle me!"

  Colin blinked, still holding a spatu in one hand with egg yolk dripping from it, the other hand mid-grasp toward the skillet. He looked over his shoulder at Alice, cd in a tissue-thin t-shirt that left nothing to the imagination, then jumped as a nude Bridgette came racing into the kitchen, hands outstretched and fingers making grasping motions. "I'm going to get you, Alice! And your pretty little dog, too!" Bridgette cackled menacingly.

  Alice ducked down, shoving Colin forward, screaming "No! You can't get me! Colin will keep me safe! Protect me from the crazy barbarian wench!"

  Bridgette leaped, knocking both Alice and Colin onto the ground in a ctter of limbs. Bridgette nded on top, accidentally nding astride Colin's face as she reached over, grabbing onto Alice and pulling the shorter girl toward her, flipping her over as she did. Colin y, stunned, with a nude Bridgette riding his face and looking toward his feet, her knees pinning his shoulders to the ground. Alice y across Colin's chest, Bridgette pushing her face down onto Colin's crotch, as she tugged Alice's nightgown up to expose her bare ass and pyfully spanked the healer. "Bad Alice! No tickle!" Alice shrieked in a mixture of pyful fright and pleasure. Bridgette spanked again, Alice whimpering and writhing with the light blow.

  Colin closed his eyes and mouth, trying to y perfectly still and avoid any further notice, not even daring to breathe. He could count the freckles on Bridgette's bia lips from his vantage point if he so chose to, and Alice's head being ground into his cock wasn't helping matters either. He felt Bridgette spank Alice a few more times, then climb to her feet, pulling the healer up as well. Colin cracked an eyelid, peering up at the girls. Once he was satisfied it was safe to open his eyes and get up, he stood, anger on his face.

  "For fuck's sake, leave me out of your crazy nudist shit, Bridgette. It's not fair. The least you could do is find me an elf girl to hang out with if you're going to run around like a pervert all the time," Colin snapped, the sexual frustration making him cranky.

  Alice blushed, realizing the position the trio of them had just been in. "I'm so sorry, Colin. We were just goofing around this morning, and it got out of control. That really wasn't appropriate of us, I'm sorry."

  Colin gred at the two women, flicking his gaze back and forth. "Death by snu-snu is supposed to be a meme, not reality. And if it's going to happen to me, I'd rather enjoy it while it happens instead of y there in panic as my best friends accidentally kill me." Bridgette looked sheepish, gncing down and remembering that she wore no clothes, then blushed as she realized she had been one sneeze away from a mustache ride - and she really wasn't into Colin like that.

  Alice turned, grabbing Bridgette, and dragged her from the room, saying, "Give us a few minutes, we'll be back with clothes on. Thank you for cooking!"

  Upstairs, Alice pushed the guilty looking Bridgette to the bed, where she sat obediently, and Alice put her hands on her hips, gring down at her lover.

  "Look, it's all fun and games, but you have to stop messing with Colin like that. I love him like a brother, I'm not into him like that at all. And I'm too jealous of a girl to share you with anyone, so if you like him like that, we need to have a serious talk."

  Bridgette blinked, surprised by Alice's words. "What? No! No. Ick. No, not at all. That's not what it is."

  Alice turned, sitting next to Bridgette and looking at her. "Then help me understand, B. You're running around nude all the damn time, ending up in perilously provocative situations, and I need to understand why."

  Bridgette gnced down at her hands, turning them over slowly, thinking about the problem, then looked up at Alice. "I ... can't fully expin it. But I think I'm starting to understand pieces of it. Something about my css, the Lusty Warrior of Ares? I think that the Lusty portion has been affecting me in more ways that I could really put my finger on. I've always looked good and known people admire me for my body, but I was never a nudist or exhibitionist before all of this shit went down. But now, it's like that part of my brain has been rewired, and not necessarily for the good. It literally doesn't register as something I should care about, being naked in front of anyone. Friends? Strangers? Monsters from another dimension? And it's not even nudity, it's sex, too. Something about my brain is fully okay and even excited by the thought of performing the most depraved sexual acts in front of strangers. And yet, a part of me on the inside understands that's not the way I was raised, that's not the way I'm supposed to behave. I just forget to pay attention to that part of me, sometimes."

  "And sometimes," Bridgette grimaced, "that results in me running around nude, mounting my childhood best friend's face, and nearly smothering him with my pussy while I shove your face into his dick, all in the name of silly morning tickles, without realizing that what I'm doing is even a tiny bit inappropriate." She sighed, looking glum.

  Alice leaned over, hugging Bridgette, snuggling her head comfortably into the taller girl's ample breasts. "It's okay, B. I feel it sometimes, too. Not as bad as you for sure, you're deranged in a whole new level, but there's definitely a small part of me that doesn't see anything wrong with all the crazy sex and nudity shit." She gestured at the line of glowing pink lipstick tattoos winding up her leg and into her groin. "I mean, even this - I can feel them, all the time, you know. I swear it's Fi's doing. Every single one of these lipstick marks, I feel her mouth on me. Just constantly sucking a little bit, licking, nibbling. And they're in some really fucking sensitive pces, too. I walk around in a constant state of arousal, just always drooling down my leg, so what's a little nudity. And then I blink and remember myself and panic, mortified by the thought of someone seeing me naked."

  The two girls embraced, the comforting hug between friends lingering a little too long, until Alice turned her head up toward, her hungry mouth open. Alice panted, her breath hot on Bridgette's neck, as she raised a hand, reaching toward Bridgette's bare breasts. Bridgette blinked, clearing her throat and rapidly jumping from the bed. "Shit, no. Breakfast. Can't get distracted again."

  Alice whined, pouting. "B! I'm sitting in a fucking puddle. You're turning me down?!"

  "For once, I'm going to be the voice of reason. We came up here to talk about Colin and how we were mistreating him. It feels like a bad idea to start fucking like rabbits as part of that discussion. We can do the sexy bit ter, when you're not mad at me for being naked around him!"

  With a sigh, Alice stood up from the bed, hot fluids leaking down her inner thighs as she reached for a washcloth to wipe herself down and appear somewhat presentable before heading downstairs again. "We really do need to find that boy a girlfriend, though. There's gotta be another elf around here, somewhere. He can't be the only one."

  "Agreed. He needs to get id. And I need to get breakfast, so let's go." Bridgette took a step towards the door, opening it and preparing to head downstairs.

  "Bridgette!" Alice yelled, stomping her foot. Bridgette looked back, a confused expression on her face. "Put your fucking clothes on."

  "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I already forgot." Bridgette sighed, ashamed.