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Hello, my name is Chad King. I’m a twenty-year-old fitness trainer who makes most athletes look smol. I casually bench press the weight of two adults. With a single gaze, I can silence a wailing infant or make a tough-ass gangster rethink his life choices. I’m also a coward. Just imagine: a harmless little spider scuttles across the floor, and I transform into a high-pitched, foot-stomping dance machine, as I try my best to avoid the eight-legged monstrosity. And please never, and I mean never, mention horror movies or rollercoasters to me. Thank you.